Toilet for Dummies

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Type A

  • Pull your pp out
  • Crank up some epic rock music from 70's
  • Approach the nearest water dispensing thingy
  • Dump the liquids in the loudest manner possible
  • Admire your ding-dong for a split second, or two
  • Shake twice, pull it in
  • Go back to your business

Type B

  • Close all the doors, windows, blinds, etc.
  • Get rid of your clothes
  • Grab your banana phone
  • Take a seat and open rddt
  • Waste 30+ minutes of your life
  • Wipe that stupid grin off your face
  • Reacquire the clothes
  • It's done, move along